5/14/08
life laws
make the phone ring formula
1. go to the shower
2. pass the soap in aaaall your body
3. count three
4. then, the fuckin' phone will ring
here you have two possibilities:
a) if you pic up the phone, you'll see it's a wrong number
b) if not, 3 weeks later you''ll know the freakin' call was pretty important
make to rain formula
1. speak aloud whit satisfaction: "what a nice day,so hopefully continue ... "
2. wash your car
3. wash all your clothing and put it to dry
4. Plane a BBQ at nite
5. leave on foot your house without a frikin' jacket you'll see in this li'l moment soon is the downpour
put lemon on fish formula
1. put the fish on your left eye
2. take the lemon tighten it pointing anywhere, never falls
stop the bus formula
1. go to take the bus
2. wait around 20 minutes
3. buy your self a cheap ice cream, which melt in three minutes, just when yo put your tongue on the fuckin' ice cream will arrive the fuckin' bus you were waitin' for
inexorable laws
(fant law)
when you need to open a door whit your only free hand, the key is in the opposite pocket
(destiny law)
the only time when the door closes it self is when you have left the keys inside
(loren mechanical law)
when you have your hands full of grease, begin to sting your nose
(Second corollary of Chisholm)
'When things seem to go better, is something that has passed over in silence'
'If you keep calm when all lose their heads, it is certainly
that has not captured the seriousness of the problem '.
(Murphy entropy conservation law)
problems nor create, nor resolved, only become
(ring to bell law)
You can always get running to the phone just in time to hear how they hang
(Queco Jones Law)
when it's only two shows on TV worth seeing, bout will be at the same time
(Soup Law)
'The probability that you stain eating, is directly
proportional to the need you have to be clean '.
(God Omayed law)
Any body immersed in the bath will ring the phone '.
(Ooh Shit law)
'Every body sitting on the toilet will ring the doorbell'
(weather Reynold law also known as Llongueras law) '
The wind speed increases proportionately to the price of hair '.
(Intelligence Corps)
'Any body immersed in water, eventually sing'
(doom irreversible law)
'When after years of having saved one thing without using it decides to
throw it, will not go more than a week that really need it '.
(Begin Delay)
'Whenever you arrive on time for an appointment there will be nobody there to
check it, and whether on the contrary arrive late, everyone will
come before you '.
(Theorem absolute truth)
'Do not take life so seriously, in the end you'll not survive'
5/9/08
do you use photoshop, corel or do you draw well?, see this... and cry!!
here I let you the first video, soon I'll bring you more...
do you thing you're a real gamer?, play this!!
this video and the game showed me a friend while I have nothing to do at office, dam!!!, I've played all marios 'till nintendo 64 but there's no game like this, here you have the video and the link to download the game, play it and tell me about.
play it, download it
naruto episodes
ok procrastinators, before I brought you a site with avatar episodes now I bring you naruto, people who like naruto can go to this page there you'll find the naruto episodes subtitulated in spanish, of course you'll "i SPEAK ENGLISH!!!", I know so you can follow the embed and find the english version
www.narutoreal.com
5/8/08
li'l web sites to procrastinate seeing something interesting or not
how are you doing procrastinator people, was a time 'till I wrote here the last time but I din't found anything good in my procrastination work, but now I have something interesting to show you, actually are two interesting video sites the first is youtube alike and the other is a li'l diferent, first we have www.tu.tv, there you find all videos you want like youtube but in this you have the whole video, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE IT BY PARTS!!!, and it has a better resolution, it also is needs a flash player.
the second site is www.cozmotv.com in this page you can see internet television, and it's available for diferent plataforms of course it's flash so you need a flash player support in your device. there you'll find "after world" episodes, each video has 2 minutes, and I recommend the "cirque du soleil" videos.
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