Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

Hi procrastinator people, for all people who likes to play, likes the RPG and arcade I bring you one, for me is all I always want to do whit a sith, and is the next game form Lucas Arts for all the consoles, it calls Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, basically the in the story you are a sith who was the secret student of Darth Vader, the guy has a great power and a big domain of the force, of course, the game is about to kill all people you meet, but it's not all if you want more even using the force, it has an interesting story using the and apparently you can fight whit Darth Vader in the end, it uses the same physic motor than Diablo III and I liked the game a lot, in my own opinion the best of it is it's made for wii, here I let you the official web site and some videos to you watch them and make your own opinion.

the official web site

The trailer

The game

Diablo III

Good morning procrastinator people, few days ago I knew Blizzard is close to release the Diablo III, for all people how likes the RPG one of the best is finally here in it's third version, you can go to de official web site diablo 3, there you'll find the new features, I must to say I liked it a lot, of course unfortunately the they remved the possions, I think it makes the game a lil' more interesting and dificult, and it made the game more like a rol game, but it's just my opinion, see it by your self and make your own opinion.

Imeem

How are you doing procrastinator people?, this time I have you the imeem, is a social page like facebook but whit an important difference, it's not made for search people or play mini games, the object of this page is look for music, videos and photos, also has a music and video player made in flash, you can listen music, watch videos and make play list whit 'em, let me tell you this page contains a lot of rare music and videos, most of 'em are complete, and you can listen music of other people even if they are your friends or not, as the music player is made in flash you just need the flash player plug-in installed in your browser but not codecs, here I let you the website to explore it, and if you ask why to have an account here I tell you it pretty useful in the job or the school computers, you can watch your videos or listen your music without download it, full the hard disk and you just need the browser, flash player plug-in, and no codecs

http://www.imeem.com

ANGELS ONLINE

Dear procrast... ahem. Dear friends, I'm now playing a cool new game called Angels Online. You should definitely come check it out. We can join in totem battles together, ride and walk different pets, collect materials and manufacture costumes, weapons and delicious food. In one word, it is a very “cool” game.

Come join me in the colorful world of Eden and together we can create our own legend.

¿Want to see a video?

Don't worry, i have two :P





The game is simplier for your computer, in fact, for any computer, a MMORPG that does not force you to buy an expensive computer, haha!

Nice... My answer is yes, Nice!

The good points:

• It's free
• It runs in any computer
• Simple to play
• It has auto mode :P
• Too many events
• Good Online Support
• A company behind it (not an at-home-server, haha). No, this is really a professional product.

Just give it a try!

only for freaks

I don't like Optimus in that rol, but looks interesting

Star wars...the musical?

for all the think "I see all in this life", this is other face from ours dears star wars's characters...see Lord Vader...great moves

capella nintendo

mad people, remenber their roots and are great in their lives

why men don't do asymetric bars

Gackt teach to dance

Gacckt teach to dance

the truth about R2-D2

who has the money and buy it tell us if all is truth
enter to the site

nihongojin...

le luthie...

to all people who procrastinate whit music....

life laws

make the phone ring formula

1. go to the shower
2. pass the soap in aaaall your body
3. count three
4. then, the fuckin' phone will ring
here you have two possibilities:
a) if you pic up the phone, you'll see it's a wrong number
b) if not, 3 weeks later you''ll know the freakin' call was pretty important

make to rain formula


1. speak aloud whit satisfaction: "what a nice day,so hopefully continue ... "
2. wash your car
3. wash all your clothing and put it to dry
4. Plane a BBQ at nite
5. leave on foot your house without a frikin' jacket you'll see in this li'l moment soon is the downpour

put lemon on fish formula

1. put the fish on your left eye
2. take the lemon tighten it pointing anywhere, never falls

stop the bus formula

1. go to take the bus
2. wait around 20 minutes
3. buy your self a cheap ice cream, which melt in three minutes, just when yo put your tongue on the fuckin' ice cream will arrive the fuckin' bus you were waitin' for

inexorable laws

(fant law)

when you need to open a door whit your only free hand, the key is in the opposite pocket

(destiny law)

the only time when the door closes it self is when you have left the keys inside

(loren mechanical law)

when you have your hands full of grease, begin to sting your nose

(Second corollary of Chisholm)

'When things seem to go better, is something that has passed over in silence'
'If you keep calm when all lose their heads, it is certainly
that has not captured the seriousness of the problem '.

(Murphy entropy conservation law)

problems nor create, nor resolved, only become

(ring to bell law)

You can always get running to the phone just in time to hear how they hang

(Queco Jones Law)

when it's only two shows on TV worth seeing, bout will be at the same time

(Soup Law)

'The probability that you stain eating, is directly
proportional to the need you have to be clean '.

(God Omayed law)

Any body immersed in the bath will ring the phone '.

(Ooh Shit law)

'Every body sitting on the toilet will ring the doorbell'

(weather Reynold law also known as Llongueras law) '

The wind speed increases proportionately to the price of hair '.

(Intelligence Corps)

'Any body immersed in water, eventually sing'

(doom irreversible law)

'When after years of having saved one thing without using it decides to
throw it, will not go more than a week that really need it '.

(Begin Delay)

'Whenever you arrive on time for an appointment there will be nobody there to
check it, and whether on the contrary arrive late, everyone will
come before you '.

(Theorem absolute truth)

'Do not take life so seriously, in the end you'll not survive'

did you cried the last time??

here is the guy who are the competence of the guy before, keep crying

do you use photoshop, corel or do you draw well?, see this... and cry!!

here I let you the first video, soon I'll bring you more...

an other one

ha!!, this is beat procrastination

THIS IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOD!!!!

fuc%&$&%/( good!!!

do you thing you're a real gamer?, play this!!

this video and the game showed me a friend while I have nothing to do at office, dam!!!, I've played all marios 'till nintendo 64 but there's no game like this, here you have the video and the link to download the game, play it and tell me about.



play it, download it

naruto episodes

ok procrastinators, before I brought you a site with avatar episodes now I bring you naruto, people who like naruto can go to this page there you'll find the naruto episodes subtitulated in spanish, of course you'll "i SPEAK ENGLISH!!!", I know so you can follow the embed and find the english version

www.narutoreal.com

li'l web sites to procrastinate seeing something interesting or not

how are you doing procrastinator people, was a time 'till I wrote here the last time but I din't found anything good in my procrastination work, but now I have something interesting to show you, actually are two interesting video sites the first is youtube alike and the other is a li'l diferent, first we have www.tu.tv, there you find all videos you want like youtube but in this you have the whole video, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE IT BY PARTS!!!, and it has a better resolution, it also is needs a flash player.

the second site is www.cozmotv.com in this page you can see internet television, and it's available for diferent plataforms of course it's flash so you need a flash player support in your device. there you'll find "after world" episodes, each video has 2 minutes, and I recommend the "cirque du soleil" videos.

Bunny and Bells

Don you have something to do, and are you searching a simple and relaxing game online?

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm

This is a very simple game and you don't need to add special software, just flash

Even if this game is not your type of game, you must agree that is simple and cute

Let me classify this game: "how far can you go?".

The mechanics:

You are playing with a little and small bunny jumping between bells falling from the sky. Of course, you don't want to fall while jumping and also you are trying to go as far as you can jumping high in the sky...

I found it very relaxing, except if you lack in the virtue of patience... but, if you are an online procrastinator...

Facebook Games - Battle Stations!

I just saw this game, but i enjoyed playing it...

Nice design, good animation and also easy to play.

How to play it?

Create a character, a ship commander. The ship was a flying ship... but ship in the end. Then, there are pirates, merchants, soldiers and so on. "Traveling" the world, you must fight world enemies or other players... Then strategy is about balancing both things, what your character type gives to your ship and what do you place on ship to improve it...

Simple and fun.

I leave to you, procrastinator people, a link to start playing this game... and also get 1000 gold pieces to start (at least the game says you received this gold cause you where invited... who knows?)

http://battlestations.mobileweapon.net/new.php?invite=Shi+JiaoLong

when you're in prison

Welcome to this blog, the english version of procrastinare-es.blogspot.com!

But the purpose is exactly the same, make all of you to spend your time procrastinating here... ha!


Ok. Let's start!

First a simple song and an animation... I really don't know who made the animation... but i know who made the song, the group is "The Offspring".

Why to start a blog about procrastination with this song?

Just hear the song and read the lyrics... they speak by themselves:

"When you're in prison" - The Offspring



When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
Keep your back against the wall
When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
Do not bend at all

Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap
It's bad for you

Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap
Someone will be waiting there for you

When you're in prison be sure to stay awake
Always lie upon your back

When you're in prison be sure to stay awake
Keep you from attack

Oh don't be no one's bitch, be no one's bitch
It's bad for you

Oh don't be no one's bitch, be no one's bitch
They won't help you make it through.

When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
Follow what I say to do.

When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
You can make it through
You can make it through
You can make it through